RIP baby girl

This B stole the show in every single movie she was ever in. The Oscar for Girl, Interrupted should've gone to her, not Angelina. Not to mention CLUELESS and Spun. Loved her. So sadface.

thank the Baby J

this girl is my hero.

Follow her on Twitter. You wont regret it. She brings the LOLz. www.twitter.com/SarahMorrison



RIP Missbehave

cute little rudolph

This little buck is my fave of all the christmas movies in the whole wide world. those little deer are so effing cute! they remind me of Oliver.
I think I will put antlers on him and dress him up as rudolph for xmas. Done.
Peep the resemblance:

today I heart this

born in the wrong decade. story of my life.
somebody find me a phone that looks like that for my new apartment. k thx.

new december flavors

at GTown Cupcake. Yes I gave up sugary goodness. But for Christmas I will have one. Which one?

Georgetown Cupcake December Flavors:

Gingerbread - Gingerbread cupcakes topped with a cinnamon cream cheese frosting and a fondant gingerbread man

White Chocolate Peppermint - Madagascar Bourbon vanilla cupcake with homemade white Callebaut chocolate peppermint bark baked in the cake topped with a peppermint "candy cane swirl" buttercream frosting

Chocolate Peppermint - Valrhona chocolate cupcake with a whipped peppermint-infused Callebaut chocolate ganache frosting topped with crushed candy cane

Chocolate Egg Nog - Valrhona chocolate cupcake infused with rum, cinnamon, and nutmeg topped with a rum- and nutmeg infused cream cheese frosting topped with a fondant snowflake

It's official

I need the dog whisperer. he thinks he's a cat or a person, but def not accepting he is a dog. a little tiny dog! fucker

today I heart this

Tono or Sushi Ko? mmmmmm

breakin necks

first you gotta get in there good, rip out the gibblets and liver

then you just gotta rip the neck out. mmmm turkey neck.

it feels so wrong, but tastes so right.
happy thanksgiving!

burb life

not only did jj and I hit some bar in great falls, we ended up in someone's garage in sterling at a tattoo party! so tight! so suburban!





and yes party jj ended up on the garage floor!

himz a baby

Tim Burton at the MoMA

A retrospective like this calls for a road trip. We have til April. Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice




Let's do this. Let's go. November 22, 2009–April 26, 2010. Don't be a pussy. You need some cultcha

JJ's sister

Is crackin me up. Not only does she drive like a cullen, she is a crab too. LOLz

If Renesmee had a series...

It would be something like this book I am reading now. Get into it.

The Year of Disappearances. The heroine is, yes you guessed it, half human, half vampire. So Nessie.

Lake Thoreau

Luckily, for the time being, I am blessed enough to live right on this lake, in which there is a dope scenic path, exactly 3 miles around said lake, of beautiful hiking.


In the morning, every morning, this is what I do. And it's fucking sick.

photographs I love, of girls I love

today I heart this

with all my heart. OMG

seeing ghosts

Not in L.A. anymore

Virginia is fucking beautiful. Even on a shitty rain day like today. Real talk.



Good to be home.

get yer dog on Oliver's level

he is Winter ready. bring it bitches.

Lazerbitch "Coquette" music video

Libby, our girl from Baltimore, never ceases to amaze me. I mean she lives in Baltimore.
She is by far and away one of the best things that city has to offer as far as talent and presence. She's always been a great singer, and I am loving this new cropped black 'do on her! Yeah Libby, do your thing! You're killin it! Buy that shit on itunes!!

today I heart this

Kate Moss. Pink Hair. That is all.

Dear Lindsay Lohan

What the fuck is this? Somehow by the grace of GOD you got your crackhead ass an actual job working at Emanual Ungaro as an "artistic advisor". And this is what you do? I am NO designer, but I do know the women who buy Ungaro do NOT shop at Forever 21 you crazy bitch. Hearts on the nipples as pasties? Seriously please overdose already, I can't take your absurdity anymore.



Ungaro Fall 08 pre trainwreck consultant

inner loop

g'head phat clarkin. I see you.

cause I pulled out my dick and pissed on their fruity loops.

man oh man

"No Love" J-Scrilla Ft. K-Beta, XO, Oddisee, RAtheMC, Wordsmith, Judah, and TEFLON from Inner Loop Records on Vimeo.

today I heart this

creepy much

I can't believe I haven't blogged these creepy pics that hang up the staircase yet.



Some serious haunted mansion shit... The faces change as you walk past them, from normal creepy to zombie creepy.
Kinda tight, kinda unsettling.

Will Rogers State Beach

Pacific Palisades, CA



In between Santa Monica and Malibu. Fucking gorgeous.